Left: Big Hero 6 was a perfect name for Japan, but they went with Baymax instead. This is the same country that imported the Speed Racer movie and didn’t retitle it Maha Go Go Go. Right: Two more movies coming soon – Mutant Tatorus and Judgy.
Left: What not to name a restaurant. Right: We’re not giving you any money, so don’t even ask.
Tokyo station: the other happiest place on Earth.
Left: An Osaka brothel named Lupin. What could be more perfect?
Right: Only certain people shop here. You know who you are.
Right: Only certain people shop here. You know who you are.
Left: There are worse things we could be known for. Right: Chapel? Nope. Super-creepy love hotel? Bingo.
Left: A name you can trust. Right: …uh, I got nothin’.
Left: What not to name your racing memorabilia store. Right: A salon for demanding customers only.
Left: Do you know Pinky? Right: If not, surely you MUST know Captain Santa. C’mon, he’s been around for 25 years!
Left: Yes, you saw that. It’s still there, and you’re still seeing it. Right: Yes, it can be bought.
Left: Wouldn’t it be more surprising if no one used this name? Right: Gee, thanks a lot from all us foreigners.
Looks like the research isn’t quite done yet.
A for effort.
Left: I’m sorry, too, Yodobashi. Right: Fishing poles and swimsuits required.
After a Black Thunder and a creamy Collon, you’re gonna need a bum wash.